We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
i out mim tonsoeep
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