: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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