im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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