Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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