Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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