before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
soo... how was my night?
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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