I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
that is very illegal...i love you.
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