nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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