You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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