Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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