she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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