now i know why i became what i already was.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Randomize
