do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I still have a little drunk in my system
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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