I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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