what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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