yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
There r osticjed everywhere
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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