Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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