So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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