I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
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