Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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