i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Randomize
