East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I bet he comes in French.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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