You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
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