I swear she didn't look like that last week.
i would punch a child for taco bell
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Randomize
