Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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