i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
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He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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