I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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