so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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