All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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