so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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