i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
If I die, sorry about rent.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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