But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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