Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
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