Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
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