I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
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