Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
We have started to decorate penises.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
