And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Randomize
