i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Randomize
