woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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