Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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