i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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