party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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