no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
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