are you still at the devil's house?
I skipped work to stalk him.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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