"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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