Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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