okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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