I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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