Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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