did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
why didn't you poke me back
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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